Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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