so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Everclear isn't food dammit
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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