Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I will be naked everywhere
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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