I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Randomize
