There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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