she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
