whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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