Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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