he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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