Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
