there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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