no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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