I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I currently don't understand fingers.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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