is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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