I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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