New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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