And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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