I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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