Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The ass gains better be worth it
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