I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
