Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I currently don't understand fingers.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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