That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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