his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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