In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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