I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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