i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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