flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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