Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
