i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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