yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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