Where is the hickey?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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