i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
no you cant smoke seaweed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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