Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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