Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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