You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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