I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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