I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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