So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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