so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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