Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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