Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
