He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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