butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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