He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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