So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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