At least make sure they are 18
Why
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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