I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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