you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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