So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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