He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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