Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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